Next time you need a haircut, I suggest driving an hour to Springfield to go to Blow. Looks very cool and edgy. (Springfield’s hottest hair salon is…) But remember that it’s BYOP.*
*Bring your own penicillin. For the sexually transmitted diseases.
In which I attempt to understand our hometown of Joplin, Mo., with reflection and loving ridicule. Email pictures, anecdotes and comments to joplinexpats@gmail.com.
Next time you need a haircut, I suggest driving an hour to Springfield to go to Blow. Looks very cool and edgy. (Springfield’s hottest hair salon is…) But remember that it’s BYOP.*
*Bring your own penicillin. For the sexually transmitted diseases.